Tea Party off-shoots

Tea Party factions:
1. Green Tea Party: the ecological team
2. T-Rex Party: want a return to the aristocracy
3. T-bone Party: the anti-vegan, anti-PETA people
4. Tea-light Party: don't want to be too involved in politics
5. Teabag Party: for the Swingers
6. High Tea and Herbal Tea Parties: fighting for legal marijuana
7. Sweet Tea Party: for the southern belles
8. Tea-bill Party: against Federal Reserve and for the gold standard